I Think I Downloaded The WRONG Attack On Titan, But INSTANTLY Enjoyed It (Movie Recap)

Attack on titan explained by a sigma male
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Over 100 years ago Titans appeared and ate all the humans so humans said we’re gonna build a wall and the Titans are gonna pay for it God bless America I mean Japan okay as you can tell from The Uncanny resemblance we start off meeting Armin who’s on the lookout for Aaron who

We learned just got fired from his job first we found Mikasa hopefully before she became a man I’m ladybug okay nice she could definitely get it you need to settle down at last we made Aaron he’s kind of a chat in this version but also a bit emo he jumps off of Bob

But reminds us it doesn’t work anymore according to whom Aaron hoonst he figures it wouldn’t be so bad if the thing blew up and took everyone out since his life Behind the Walls is pointless anyway Mika says like oh my God so deep of course referring to the depth of Aaron’s philosophy Aaron

Rambles on about going outside the walls but Mikasa wants him inside hers pause you guys are fine being stuck inside this prison kinda yeah it does protect us from that the cake revealed the hidden secret not me sometimes too no it’s a depiction of the ocean something they’ve only read

About in Hidden books after the group decides to head close to the walls first they spawn guards who protect the wall instead of people disgraceful they sneak past and get up close to the wall mikusa sneezes prompting Aaron to give her his anti-sneasing scarf this is a subtle

Reference to the part of the anime where Aaron gives Mikasa his scarf so anyway the genius Aaron wants to climb the wall but but the Titans the beta Armin says Alpha Aaron says the Titans don’t even exist and are a deep State lie perpetrated by the uh then Aaron spots a

Bird flying in the sky Mikasa wonders if it’s seen the ocean but Aaron corrects her birds are lie they’re drones but actually turns out in this version of things no one has seen a Titan in 100 years and no one has gone outside the walls and also apparently Aaron is

Spider-Man or an idiot in no way bro is climb in this wall but wait if no one’s seen it tied it then what are the guards pretend connecting the wall from and why is it all broken whatever just as Aaron begins to climb the wall the guards pull up and touch Mikasa

So Aaron literally hits a flag switch knee then starts swanking and banging yeah because it was supposed to be a ninja and now she’s just a damsel in distress this is racist against women as the kids are about to be straight up executed old man’s suit arrives and

Dismisses his men he sympathizes with Aaron and recognizes that even a paradise can be a prison if you notice the walls he knows the people are discontent and as such is planning the first expedition outside the walls how about it Aaron join the Scout regiment suddenly the ground starts shaking an

Earthquake no it’s coming from outside the walls it’s the Giga Chad Titan and he’s taller than the wall he kicks the wall down and unleashes an army of Ohio citizens you gotta respect that they used real people instead of garbage CGI is straight up terrifying plus I’m a little break up

The men ready their cannons but it’s too light the Titans begin their feast and the little ones leave no scraps behind this dude gets torn apart five different ways and this one decides to self-delete instead meanwhile the trio of main characters books it out of there the townspeople are in a frenzy scoring

Around like ants as the Titans stomp around also there’s one shot of a chicken at precisely 20 minutes in it’s kind of cinematic eventually the crowd makes it to a building and rush in but there’s a baby in the middle of the street because his maternal instincts

Kick in and she’s separated from Aaron who’s now stuck inside the building try as he might the other people will not let his simping Doom them all they hold him back as oh my God The Smiling Titan it closes in with a Sinister laugh And Migos just straight up dies I guess I don’t know there was a big stomp sound and now she’s gone Aaron makes it outside to witness the Titans surround the building and reenact the Nico avocado mukbang video fast forward two years later and Aaron is in the Scout

Regiment and they’ve got the Nifty omnidirectional Batman grappling hook technology which demonstrates for us by nearly taking a life what a klutz we learned that the agricultural Zone was abandoned and everyone is now Starving in the middle Zone later Aaron walks by some of the recruits saying

Goodbye to their fam we see Sasha the girl who likes to eat potatoes from the anime and Gene the one named Gene and there’s Armin being a little bit as usual time for lunch and a look there’s old man suda he’s been on the angry juice but once he realizes it’s Armin

And Aaron he’s all smiles how’s migosa it was my fault ah another inconclusive scene about mikus’s whereabouts which John would confirms she’s still alive suddenly Sasha inserts herself into the convo asking if they’re gonna eat their potatoes this is gonna get real old quick isn’t it we cut to Armin

Explaining the upcoming mission to Sasha they’re gonna plug the hole in the wall by blowing it up don’t question the logic the potatoes speaketh the truth and of course Sasha must proceed to stop said potato into her mouth so the previous missions failed the only explosives left are in Oma tamachi where

We will meet with Captain shikoshima got it Gene the Doomer speaks up saying the whole Scout regimen was wiped out on the last mission and this time will be no different this chick begins to cry but her boyfriend Comforts her yeah they’re definitely gonna die Armin mutters under

His breath that Gene is afraid of the Titans as Gene is about to clap Armin for that Aaron enter stage right do Titans have nipples everyone turns to look at Aaron with utter bewilderment Aaron this is not the time or the oh wait Gene’s from the Inland he’s never

Even seen a Titan so he wouldn’t know exposed and his hanji adds the Titans have no reproductive organs and thus no milkers hanji briefly cries about wanting a living Titan to dissect because they evaporate when they die then it’s time for gear check but before

That Gene just has to get the last word in I heard Aaron let his girl get clapped by a Titan and his haircut sucks Aaron snaps charging a gene like a rabid dog the fun gets broken up then we randomly panted this guy looking mysterious I don’t know who he is and

We’ll probably never see him again denied journey to Uma tamachi begins this fat guy tells Armin about the so-called goddess of Oman tamachi who single-handedly took out ten Titans yeah I’m gonna go ahead and guess that’s mikusa a few random shots of close-up shaky faces in the moon later and the

Truck stopped the Titans are close everyone gets out to investigate then Sasha ah she’s hungry good thing arm and his two pocket potatoes equipped you always nah this is weird anyway the place seems to be clear of Titans but then this girl Hears A child crying out in the distance

She splits from the group to investigate and Aaron follows you fracking idiots as they get closer the sounds of a baby crying become deafening ew is that slime oh no what the hell this ain’t Cannon the pair run off as we come back to hanji Squad the sounds of grumbling

Titans waking up surround them everybody keep calm that was straight out of Tom and Jerry Aaron and the girl run back bringing all the Titans along with them great the forces are overwhelming and Armin gets caught slimping oh God it’s rushing in at top speed Armin [Applause]

Okay we cut to this guy looking cool for the camera I guess as a mysterious female joins him the Titans continue the Rampage and Aaron is eventually cornered by this absolute unit Q anime flashback hanji teaches us that Titans have a weak spot at the nape of the neck then

Captain shikashima pulls up and gives us a live demonstration with the slick skills and got nothing on Levi though he sniffs the blood on his blade after the kill like I sniff my nuts after a scratch I wouldn’t mind a hot Titan chick for once oh bro really said this

In the movie suddenly another lanky boy jumps into the scene just in time for the mystery girl to strut her stuff after an easy clap she lands the wind blowing off her Hood oh yeah okay mikas and Aaron lock eyes then she looks away everyone is silent and then they leave I

Call it lazy riding but there’s just no writing there’s no writing anyway they make it to omitomachi where we find the explosives were hidden due to the threat of a potential undercover double agent while the Boom is loaded onto the trucks kapow Gene attacks Aaron blaming him for

The Titan Rampage yeah well you smell like you pissed yourself those are fighting words Aaron he eats a few shots and counters with his own eventually getting his leg caught but that was a fatal mistake for Gene fatality rip in peace what the frick Aaron gets thrown to the ground by none

Other than Mikasa she coldly warns him not to make any further disturbances I mean it’s you isn’t it and she just walks off again continuing to act like she don’t know nobody then shikoshima gets him alone time with Aaron and basically taunts him about Mika so while providing no answers about anything then

He sees a big puddle on the floor and the unbridled urge to jump in and overcomes him I get it reveals to Aaron that the true enemy is not Titans it’s safety animals that live in fences in fear of wolves are nothing but cattle is that what you are no then shikishima

Drops a banger Chinese proverb you can only gain by letting go I read that once on a fortune cookie we cut to arm and reminiscing about this gadget he made for a kid who died then the director makes a surprise entrance and reminds him the technology like that led to and

I quote global warming deforestation and the inflated egos of women through social media also Sasha drops her potato and then they stab on it which really underscores the point about the Industrial Revolution and its consequences checking up on Gene we last saw getting his job rearranged gets his job rearranged back

He hates how Aaron thinks he’s carrying the entire misery of the world Old Man suit explains that he’s sad about the girl he lost Mikasa huh they recognize the name Nani speak of the devil she’s playing the piano as Aaron walks in I’m glad you’re alive glad the baby was

Eaten and I got ate the up too oh God Aaron stumbles back in disbelief bro had two pocket apples equipped God he’s so cool he walks up to make us enough for an apple and he feeds it to her from the back Aaron pulls a sneako and simply watches his girl get taken

Before stumbling outside goofy ice cream suddenly the girl that got him slammed by the baby from before tells him to shut the up then softly caresses his face W Riz she drags him off somewhere more private hey that’s the couple from earlier still alive and clapping I say Aaron’s new gal

Pal reveal she has a daughter and only volunteered for Duty because she gets child support without skipping a beat she begins to unbuckle her outfit are you okay with a single mom bro what hold up wait a minute will you be father to my daughter I am not trying to be a

Daddy for real then Aaron spots a Titan peeking in he’s just like me watching for the plot the culture Titan statues that go right up and swalls her hole Aaron just watches on like damn that’s crazy an army of Titan surrounds the blaze like how do you guys not see them

Coming though how are we getting blindsided by these things everyone Springs into action with their odm gear including shikoshima and Mikasa Rose God moves slicing and dicing and even making Star Wars references in the middle of combat yeah you thought that was cool let’s see what Mikasa can do

Okay that was another girl but I genuinely didn’t realize upon first viewing but they all look the same moving on we can’t forget about Fat Bastard who’s going around slicing feet come on they had to Nerf this guy already hey remember the couple I’m glad your report one has finally died the

Girl was dragged off in tears and vouched to kill all the Titans how original then the truck full of explosives is stolen by a masked Thief confused too bad somehow the girl whose boyfriend just split up with her makes it onto the drug sets fire to the last

Of Humanity’s explosives knocks out the thief of girl power hits a smile for the cameraman then blows up all over a random Titan Bravo Captain shikishima sat back and watched the whole thing unfold then has the nerve to say how pretty but such a waste thank you for

That contribution despite the Fire and Flames the Titans continue to munch upon Fallen Soldiers we catch up with Aaron who’s on a rooftop with joyless Gene being a Debbie Downer they watch as their comrades get ate up let’s run Gene says but Aaron is busy being in a flashback he remembers shikishima’s

Words Aaron and Frank Mikasa Aaron you must fly Aaron looks back at shikoshima who just happens to be there before flying phase first into the Titan he weaves his way past them but is too afraid to strike Aaron fly straight into them with the complete and utter disregard for your well-being feeling

Empowered Aaron flies back in and lands a solid blow okay now land the killing blow holy smokes he actually did it Aaron and the captain share a touching moment be a real shame if this distraction led to Aaron getting chewed up and spit out oh it is what it is

Shikoshima again reminds us that he is the captain of doing nothing and saying out of pocket with Aaron down Gene apparently becomes the new main character as everyone risks their lives to save him over here eat me I’m organic free range and grass-fed they draw the tenons over as Sasha turns into Hawkeye

Fat Bastard provides the assist and Gene seizes the moment to take the Titan down and Escape but wait what about Aaron oh this absolute unit of a Titan whose pronouns are probably kilograms pounds just got Armin mikusa swiftly enters the scene but is left with a disastrous dilemma save Aaron or rescue

Armin neither she doesn’t either she just leaves Armin is slowly lifted towards the jaws of the Beast and Aaron is like meanwhile Sasha’s arrows are ineffective and fat bastard’s attacks are healed in an instant June can’t even cut the nape open this was your one time to shine man

Armin is thrown down the hatch hole he begins to slip down the tongue but then Aaron somehow pulls up and rescues his body and to think it only costs an arm and a leg then what happens next can only be described as POV she said she

Was a virgin Aaron slips and slides his way down straight to the stomach where he reunites with the single mom oh God back to the others they realize they’ve been left as bait to the director General and guards could escape and now the Titans are picking them off one by

One where the hell is Captain shikishima when you need him oh and look who decided to come back Mikasa Armin gives her a hand errands to be exact and she nearly sheds a tear she flies off recklessly despite being low on fuel two Titans face her wrath but then she’s all

Out of gas as She lays on the ground visions of Aaron greet her Mikasa gets up and proudly displays her blade it’s handle wrapped in the scarf Aaron gave her suddenly the big chunk is Titan appears because of beckons the beast on but it stops dead in his tracks and

Begins to barf a hand emerges from its mouth it’s Aaron in Titan form I knew he had that dog and Aaron proceeds to Titan all over the other Titans with his tightening Powers his comrades can’t believe their eyes he’s got punches kicks knees bites and devilish good

Looks the low kid does kind of look like those old Godzilla movies anyway old man suda has a closer look and somehow instantly solves the mystery it’s him with most of the Titans defeated Aaron turns back and snatches up Mikasa even in Titan form with his Humanity gone he

Still knows she’s a it but alas he’s out of steam and collapses somehow again old man Sudan knows suspiciously too much about the plot and explains that they must cut Aaron free quickly or his cells will assimilate with the Titan body Aaron emerges like a newborn baby with

Cancer be careful when you fight the monsters unless you become one bro not this dude again and he’s got another Frank Apple bro where were you the end for now thanks for sticking around like And subscribe so I can pay my editor also the mini movies Revival Arc is

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