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I've had the opposite reaction where I think onion rings smell delicious but they taste terrible.
I thought Pat said during the podcast that you don't need to win the mandatory card game part. You are forced to play but not win. Was that Crazy Talk again?
I get what Woolie means by the smell not equaling taste, But I've had a similar experience with sauerkraut: Used to hate it, but now I think it's amazing!
Look, I wanna love Tetra Master. But holy f**k is it so random and dumb! It feels like one of those games you play as a kid when you make up the rules as you go! If it wasn't mandatory later on, I'd say it's fine as a dumb diversion. But just like the Blitzball tourney in FFX, it doesn't need to be included in the story, at all!
Joke's on Woolie, ADELBERT STEINER WINS AT LIFE later on in the ending. See you in 150 episodes or so.
This is why I prefer Youtube, I can just skip all the Tetra Master segments.
>It's a Card game episode
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Enough with the card game ITS SHIIIT!! PLEASE!!
Just a small town knight, lost in the big city!
He yells "Princess!" while running everywhere!
Just a monkey boy, went and got the South Gate destroyed!
He stares at girls butts swaying eveywhere!
FF9 in 2023? TBF I would watch but solo projects no longer have the same energy for me… 🙁
Woolie, just a head's up for Tetra Master. Keep an eye on the number of card doubles you have. There are 100 cards in total and they only let you hold 100. That means one of each.
Much later in the game, if you want to try filling out that screen. Potentially picking up a rare drop from battle or an event. It will be auto-discarded if you have too many cards in your collection.
Tetramaster is so ass. What a disrespectful ride of Tripe Triads coattails.
Woolie at Ep.1: "This will not be a playthrough that explores everything"
Woolie at Ep.12: "THE CARD GAME IS D E E P"
All I'll say is, thank god for the Memoria mod options that allow you to reduce the RNG factor of this card game because yikes!
Speaking of, an upcoming update is set to replace Tetra Master with Triple Triad entirely, as well as adding some interesting alternative hybrid modes, so that's cool
So………… TertaMaster are sick?
Surely Woolie will give up on Tetra Master after this
Surely
4:16 Fish sauce? Kimchi?
42:19 FF7 Cloud reference if you click on the swords displayed. Woolie missed the referenced and forgot to check out the swords!
I don't think we getting the speedrun route for this playthrough lol
Woolie needs to read the tetra master spreadsheet to understand the values that are on the cards so that he can win games. He's still looking only at the arrows and thinking that a completely random dice roll determines a win or loss. In actuality he's just playing cards with low number ranges hoping to beat cards with higher number ranges and ends up losing every time. The stats of the cards matter more than the arrows. Also if he battles with his cards enough they level up their stats, if he doesn't get them taken away by losing a match.
His best option at this point is to forego playing against npc's and just grinding random battles for cards for when that mandatory tournament comes up.
HOLY SHIT! I never noticed who left that bad review at the Lindblum inn. That's awesome!
Card game is indeed deep, if it didn't have the rng it would be great. Just keep an eye on the arrows of the opponents cards , if you win a battle it will change each card it points at.
I feel like anything fermented smells awful, but tastes okay. Kimchi comes to mind. It smells like death, but tastes alright.
I never understood the love for card games in RPGs, even when they are good.
Please someone make a supercut of all the Tetra Master games 😄
Damn, The Tetra Master washed up in only five episodes. What a shame.
Woolie coping, seething, malding over children's card games-
14:45 Isn't Woolie already winning in this setup? He just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory by placing that card there and battling when he didn't have to?
I think the idea is that the pieces of the fruit that you don't eat are what smells bad, but the good stuff inside doesn't have the smell.
The Kupo Nut is on her!
holy crap Woolie I know you're the fighting game guy but you don't need to go for the combos. Majority of my wins was actively avoiding and denying that mechanic and just grabbing point from blind spots and denying combos just incase I get battled on.
I swear to you guys. Festival of the hunt Inspired Bloodborne.
18:11 fun fact: the ship the girl mentions sounds exactly like the german word for 'wildgans' (wild goose)
12 VS 5
WHO WILL WIN?
THE ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU
Its painful watching them get so hung up on rolling the dice in Tetra Master when they could be easily winning with clever placement against the opponent's openings. The RNG is definitely a thing that can screw you over sometimes, but if you just play smart with your card placement and think ahead, you'll win most of the time.
I think tetra master might be the worst minigame in video game history
Tetra master is such a blessing
4:25 I think that different peoples must have different taste buds. There are so many memes about certain folk not seasoning their food that the people saying this must just have bad/dead taste buds to not be able to taste anything that isn't covered in salt and sugar.
Irt food smells, black coffee smells differently than it tastes, preference notwithstanding.
TETRA MASTER EXPLAINED: The attack and defense values are EACH used to roll a number from VALUE*16 to VALUE*16+15. This is shown. BUT THEN the game rolls a number between 0 and the roll. Whichever card has the higher DIFFERENCE (the value after they tick down) wins.
So because how much they tick down is random, you could be a top tier card, roll 255 then 250, and lose to a 0-defense card that rolled 10 and 2
Since all the numbers are so low it's basically just random. attacking has a slight advantage as a tiewinner, but more or less it's a coin flip festival.
Ah yes, the Yu Gi Oh master arc continues…
I can not believe it took me more than 15 years to learn how to play Tetra Master.
Card Power
Each card has 3 numbers and a letter, for example, 3M45. In this example, the card attacks magically with a power of 3, and has physical defense of 4 and magical defense of 5. The numbers are very straightforward: higher numbers mean a higher chance of the card winning a card battle. Each value is actually in hexadecimal notation, so letters (A-F) are stronger than numbers 0-9. As to the letter in the middle, P means physical, M means magical, X means power (the card uses the lowest of the opposing card's defensive stats when attacking), and A means Advanced (the card uses the opposing card's lowest overall number as the defense against it, and uses the highest number on the A card as its attack power). As you can see, X and A cards are especially advantageous, as they tend to nullify weak points the card would otherwise have. (If you don't believe me, get a BA9C Invincible card and watch it smite.)
They stop playing tetramaster at 26:37
All these tetra master losses and losing cards makes me yearn for combat. My sympathies to Woolie and my wrath to the townspeople.
"Used by the Ku Klan……"
bro pat literally said on the podcast that's it's one instance and you don't even need to win lol so who cares
Woolie thought he was labbing Tetra Master when in fact Tetra Master was labbing him!
steiner really just deepthroated a pickle, huh. just opened wide and swallowed it whole
Woolie: Throws a guaranteed victory by battling when he didn't have to.
Woolie: Is there any way to get a guaranteed victory when you always have to roll the dice?
Remember when he was calling himself a Tetra Master? I sure do.
for better or for worse, the card game IS deep